[This is the first time Dylan's just. Rolled his eyes at a motive.]

Seriously? Is this the best you've got at this point? Like, yeah, I'm going to kill someone just because I don't want to be grounded for a month. Very good idea there.

[The sarcasm is dripping from his tone at this point. He hasn't actually unfolded the paper fully yet, but really, what's the worst thing that could be there? The flooding incident? The house freezing? He'll take Mum and Dad knowing than...]