Uh, no, that would be weird. [ She raises one hand to demonstratively start ticking off species. ] Let's see, we've got chickens, geese, parrots, owls, herons, swans, pigs, dogs, wolves, this one time in Paris I saw a guy I thought was a lizard but it turns out he was just a vulture who was super into tattoos... I'm gonna run out of fingers.
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