[It's a note! Uh. This handwriting looks very familiar to you.
Salutations Miss Storyteller,
We have come to understand that you have captured [NAME REDACTED]. Of course, as any well-behaved child knows that reading is very important so we have great respect for you. We also understand your authority as one of the kings of Closetland.
However, as the speakers for [NAME REDACTED] we feel we have a duty to write to you. Our feelings on the matter are clear. We need you to transfer [NAME REDACTED] to the Ira Academy. [NAME REDACTED] is already likely causing great trouble to you, Miss Storyteller.
On that note, we also believe [A LIST OF REDACTED NAMES] would also greatly benefit to be transferred to the academy for re-education. We are certain there are many other more well-behaved children that you could use in their stead.
You likely know by now that [NAME REDACTED] has already captured a couple of those naughty children from Apple Court. Their education is not yet complete. We are most certain that you could find it in yourself to consider a trade. Give us one soul and we will give you two souls. Would that not help little delightful Alice? We are sure it could.
We hope we can come to a splendid agreement, Miss Storyteller..
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Salutations Miss Storyteller,
We have come to understand that you have captured [NAME REDACTED]. Of course, as any well-behaved child knows that reading is very important so we have great respect for you. We also understand your authority as one of the kings of Closetland.
However, as the speakers for [NAME REDACTED] we feel we have a duty to write to you. Our feelings on the matter are clear. We need you to transfer [NAME REDACTED] to the Ira Academy. [NAME REDACTED] is already likely causing great trouble to you, Miss Storyteller.
On that note, we also believe [A LIST OF REDACTED NAMES] would also greatly benefit to be transferred to the academy for re-education. We are certain there are many other more well-behaved children that you could use in their stead.
You likely know by now that [NAME REDACTED] has already captured a couple of those naughty children from Apple Court. Their education is not yet complete. We are most certain that you could find it in yourself to consider a trade. Give us one soul and we will give you two souls. Would that not help little delightful Alice? We are sure it could.
We hope we can come to a splendid agreement, Miss Storyteller..
Sincerely yours as always,
[NAME REDACTED] ]