[ Look, eventually, magic will become just kind of a basic fact of life for Valmont. But right now he's still in the honeymoon phase - and if you can't get hype about doing time travel for real, what can you get hype about? ]

No, I suppose we wouldn't have. What with me being... [ quick finger calculation ] in my fifties, eurgh, by the time you're around. But you can't blame me for asking, given prior experience. Your family's in the fashion industry, then?

[ DeVil. DeVil. It's not ringing a bell, but this is a boy whose closet is full of identical copies of the same green suit. He's not really that up on the latest trends. ]