Oh! Right, sorry, don't know where my head's been at. Closetland isn't someplace I was familiar with until I got tied up with all this academy business but I can tell you what I've learned.

[A seems surprised but not judging.] I think you can get to it from under the bed. Closetland, as far as I've heard, is a place that's existed since the first children. What they must have thought were monsters were quite different, though. The dark shadows of a closet or under the bed or just behind the corner in a dark alley... I think those places are where Closetland exists.

[There's a pause, then:] Commonsense is overrated, anyway!

[If she could touch her, A would pat her on the head.]

I did. They were very tasty.