[ Valmont thought he had a pretty decent handle on the tea-making process. You take water. You make the water be hot. You put the water in the teacup. If even a servant can do it, how hard can it be? ]
Coffee machines that make tea...? How?
[ Not that Valmont has ever used a coffee machine in his life, but coffee is coffee. Tea is tea. Never the twain shall meet, right? What's next - dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria.
(It's in the process of being tea! That is to say, it's boiling water. Lying abandoned on the counter is the teabag Valmont's gotten out to pour said water over. He knows that much about how it works, at least.) ]
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Coffee machines that make tea...? How?
[ Not that Valmont has ever used a coffee machine in his life, but coffee is coffee. Tea is tea. Never the twain shall meet, right? What's next - dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria.
(It's in the process of being tea! That is to say, it's boiling water. Lying abandoned on the counter is the teabag Valmont's gotten out to pour said water over. He knows that much about how it works, at least.) ]