WEEK 1

[whimsicalism]

Well! That was some tea party, huh? You've finally seen the faces (or perhaps the singular is more proper here?) of your captors. A pair of creepy twins seem to fit the overall theme of the Castle at least. Why not have Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum, after all?

Regardless, it doesn't seem that they're changing their minds any time soon. The first floor of the Castle is still open up to you. The Audience Hall is still locked most of the time so perhaps you can meet the Alices there if you need to. There are plenty of things to occupy your time before the inevitable slow erosion of your memories. If this is a game, who will make the first move? You or the twins?

Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday

((OOC: Welcome to peace week! There will be no case this week so just have fun and explore. If you want to investigate please put Investigation in your top level. Don't forget to put threads in for regains or go to the Audience Hall to meet the Alices.

Also, if you want to keep up to date on things we now have a discord server!))

Comments

[byzer0]

[ The table is looking back! Or at least three eyes are, because eyepatch life. ]

If someone's frail enough to die by falling on butter, it's still their fault. You're a duck and you survived.

[undershadow]

Uh, yeah, because I'm great. And I think you're realllly underestimating how much those creeps want a bloodbath. Bacon?

[bizer0]

Butter isn't enough for a bloodbath. If we lined the table with knives, maybe.

[Youji watches the offered bacon, but won't grab for it.]

[undershadow]

Figure of speech. [ You snooze, you lose, she's taking a bite! And also kind of talking while eating, rude. ] Way more likely someone breaks their neck.

[byzer0]

If we were trying to kill someone, it'd be way more obvious. Only old people break themselves like that and everyone here's a kid.

[ Natsuo also just watched the bacon with a wary eye. ]

[undershadow]

[ She shrugs her tiny duck shoulders. ]

I'm just saying. If you're gonna get killed, death by butter is maybe the lamest way to go.

... so who've you managed to get with this, anyway?

[bizer0]

If you wanna make it a contest, we could probably find a more lame way to go.

[You'll give the gremlins ideas Lena]

[undershadow]

[ She should not encourage this. She should absolutely not encourage this.

On the other hand, would her input actually make them any less or more likely to do this? It feels like a no! ]

Yeah, like what?

[byzer0]

Killjoy, mouse, the patronizing blueberry, and the boring kid who wouldn't tell us anything. [ Natsuo's happy to supply the answer because he's more the one who keeps track of things. Seven should also be on that list but that would have to come later being that they had to spend considerable time in the shower after. ]

Lamer ways to die...what about getting stuck on a piece of gum and getting hit by a train. You'd have to be really stupid and weak to die like that.

[undershadow]

[ ticking these off mentally... ]

Wait, is the blueberry the one whose title is like a full sentence, or the one with the... you know. The hair.

[byzer0]

The one with the weird ears. His hair sucks too.

[ Actually it's all hair but assumptions... ]