Why is it necessary that it jingle at all?

[ Like. Spiritually. If she explained this in the service, he nodded through it. ]

Oh, well, if you prefer preparing the food yourself, far be it from me to stop you.

[ Just gonna gloss right past the whole iron maiden thing and not think about it!! Gross! ]

But I shall have to sit there waiting without even the benefit of a conversation partner. I expect it'll drag terribly.