WELL IT BETTER BE LOGICAL THIS TIME, DEWEY, BECAUSE OTHERWISE I'M HIDING IN MY ROOM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!

[This is wrong, it's all wrong, so very very horribly wrong and Dylan hates hates HATES ALL OF THIS!]

It's-it's too much, it's sticking too much and it's too warm and too thick and we need to find whatever it is as fast as we can!

[And finally Dylan says forget dignity, he wants out. He's searching more frantically now, sweeping away much blood as possible and looking around as fast as he can.

Whatever it takes to make this end quicker.]