...okay no that's silly, Valmont's definitely not going to die at any point this week! But right now it's a close thing. If the rooms were less soundproof, Jeanne might have heard a soft thunk, which is the sound of Valmont's forehead hitting the wall and just. Staying there. For a good few minutes. This is absolutely the most embarrassingthe second most embarrassing in the top five most embarrassing moments of his life. Marriage?? Chastity??? He's eleven! He's never even held hands with a girl without blushing his stupid face off. Also, really not a fan of the prospect of Jeanne's angel dad just. Straight up killing him.
...Maybe he's gotten himself in a little too deep with this one. ]
Dear Jeanne,
I shall think about what you've said. Good day.
Sincerely, Valmont
[ time to go back to his room and scream into the pillow for 4 hours ]
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...okay no that's silly, Valmont's definitely not going to die at any point this week! But right now it's a close thing. If the rooms were less soundproof, Jeanne might have heard a soft thunk, which is the sound of Valmont's forehead hitting the wall and just. Staying there. For a good few minutes. This is absolutely
the most embarrassingthe second most embarrassingin the top five most embarrassing moments of his life. Marriage?? Chastity??? He's eleven! He's never even held hands with a girl without blushing his stupid face off. Also, really not a fan of the prospect of Jeanne's angel dad just. Straight up killing him....Maybe he's gotten himself in a little too deep with this one. ]
Dear Jeanne,
I shall think about what you've said. Good day.
Sincerely,
Valmont
[ time to go back to his room and scream into the pillow for 4 hours ]